Paris Did Not Defend Britney On MySpace After All
Monday, December 25, 2006
It looks like Paris Hilton never came to former BFF Britney Spears’ defense in cyberspace after all - and instead, is the latest Hollywood “star” to incur the wrath of MySpace impersonators!
News reports from several “reputable” sources have been reporting that Paris used her MySpace page to defend the parenting skills of Britney Spears, which have been called into question.
Which isn’t too surprising, as the mother of two spends more time galavanting around and displaying her enormous breasts than anything else.
But it turns out that the blog in question does not belong to Paris.
In the fake MySpace page, the “heiress” supposedly states that Britney is a great parent who is, and who has always been there for her children, and that Spears’ partying is considered normal behavior for any 25-year-old.
While these are thoughts that certainly could be floating around inside Hilton’s tiny brain, that does not mean she’s the one to put them online. In fact, says her publicist, Elliot Mintz, she doesn’t even have a MySpace account.
“Paris did not write it. She does not even have a MySpace account,” Mintz said.
You know who does have a MySpace account, though? Britney’s ex, Kevin Federline. And you know who’s no longer on his list of MySpace friends? J.R. Rotem, the quote-unquote music producer who is supposedly found work as the new Britney boy toy since she split from Kev.
In any event, let the MySpace wars (and impersonations) continue, people. Carry on.
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Britney Spears, Paris Hilton Break Up
We never could have seen this coming.
Actually, we really could have.
And we did. It wasn’t hard.
The budding friendship between Britney Spears and Paris Hilton may have seemed to good to be true. It was a ton of fun, not to mention drama-filled and good for the occasional crotch shot. But now, alas, it seems as though it’s run its course.
The dynamic, panty-free duo have gone their separate ways, says the New York Post’s Page Six.
After a couple of memorable weeks of clubbing and late-night debauchery, the ho train has reportedly left the station - never to return.
The reason? Ready for this?
[Cue the drum roll]
Paris Hilton is a bad influence! ** Gasp! **
“Britney has been told by her people that if she ever wants a career comeback, she should really stay far away from Paris and start acting like an adult,” a source tells Page Six.
Somewhere, Jayden James is smiling at this news. Or napping. Or crying, wishing someone would change his diaper. He’s a baby!
Indeed, Hollywood Gossip affiliates have spotted Paris back with her traditional party posse in the past couple of days. Her crew includes Brandon Davis, a.k.a. “Greasy Bear,” sister Nicky Hilton, and former BFF / current accessory Kim Kardashian - but no Britney.
Meanwhile, Britney has been digging in at the studio and stepping out with a new man - music producer and D-list celebrity J.R. Rotem, who surely gives Brandon Davis a run for his money in the “Greasy Bear” department.
Seriously. The guy has enough oil in his hair to join OPEC.
As far as the split between Britney and Paris, you know what they say. All good things must come to an end, and all pants must one day be put back on when one goes clubbing.
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Brandon Davis: More Crotch, Fewer Pants, Please
We love Brandon Davis here at T.H. Gossip.
Anyone who equates Lindsay Lohan and the term firecrotch is all good in our books. And what’s not to love about a guy with the nickname “Greasy Bear” who spends his life partying and mooching off his oil tycoon family?
Plenty, probably. But for our purposes, Brandon’s okay. Especially because he’s one of the few pals of Paris Hilton who can keep his pants on. Still, he prefers when his rich pals parade around sans undies - and is not afraid to let Paris know it at the New York club Marquee.
Seriously. Between Paris’ girl on girl action with sister Nicky, and the slew of nude Britney Spears pictures we’ve been inundated with, it’s no wonder the Greasy Bear has become accustomed to seeing his friends in the buff. At this point it’s the norm - he almost feels lost without it. Like K-Fed without a job. Oh, wait…
So come on, now. Show him just a little Paris Hilton pussy, will you? The poor kid’s got nothing else going for him in this world. Also, see if you can get him a towel, will you, Paris? The guy is sweating like Nicole Richie during a breathalyzer.
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Celebrity Look-Alikes, Vol. 20
At The Hollywood Gossip, we absolutely love Celebrity Look-Alikes. Possibly even more than reporting on the absurd stories of the day, such as Britney Spears dating Jonathan Rotem. There’s just nothing like finding a good pair of famous folks that resemble one another and getting a good laugh at the end of the day.
Especially when said look-alikes involve both a fictional character and some Paris Hilton pussy. Yes, this one sure does. Check out the scary, undeniable likeness of Hollywood’s most hated hotel heiress and a creppy, pussy-loving dude who is pretty universally despised in his own right: Dr. Evil of Austin Powers fame…
These two have more in common than just their looks. The evil galactic ruler has to endure nemesis Austin exclaiming “Yeah, Baby!” every time they’re together, and Paris Hilton has to listen the same when guys are tapping that fine ass. And it happens a great deal. Trust us.
Someone’s gotta get these two together. Let’s just hope Mini-Me doesn’t try to cut the line at Hyde. No way Paris (or Dina Lohan) would stand for that $h!t.
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Britney, Paris, Lindsay Favorites For Next DUI Arrest
Well, would you believe that WagerWeb.com takes bets on the subject, and took the time to e-mail The Hollywood Gossip with the official odds?
That’s right, you can place bets on what celebrities will be the next to be locked up and have their mug shots taken for DUI. It may not surprise you to know that Britney Spears, Tara Reid and Lindsay Lohan are the odds-on favorites as of right now. But don’t you dare count out a couple of dark horse candidates, either.
“Bettors are fascinated with wagering on everyday news, especially stories surrounding celebrities,” says Dave Johnson, CEO of WagerWeb.com. “The Mel Gibson and Paris Hilton DUI arrests, among other celebrities, sparked huge interest in DUI odds.”
Our only complaint is that Jonathan “J.R.” Rotem didn’t make the company’s list. But I guess it’s only a matter of time if he keeps bagging Brit. Good to see our boy Andy Dick is high up there, in any case!
THE OFFICIAL ODDS on which celebrity will be the first to be arrested and charged with a DUI (regardless of trial outcome) are as follows:
Britney Spears: 1 to 2
Paris Hilton: 2 to 1
Tara Reid: 3 to 1
Lindsay Lohan: 4 to 1
Danny DeVito: 5 to 1
Andy Dick: 6 to 1
Mel Gibson: 8 to 1
Keith Urban: 10 to 1
Ashlee Simpson: 11 to 1
George Clooney: 12 to 1
Mary-Kate Olsen: 13 to 1
Christian Slater: 14 to 1
Lauren Conrad: 15 to 1
Haley Joel Osment: 16 to 1
Michelle Rodriguez: 17 to 1
Jackie Chan: 18 to 1
Wilmer Valderrama: 19 to 1
Frankie Muniz: 20 to 1
Colin Farrell: 20 to 1
Tracy Morgan: 20 to 1
Keanu Reeves: 22 to 1
Nicole Richie: 24 to 1
Pamela Anderson: 25 to 1
Whitney Houston: 25 to 1
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Britney and Paris: The Drama Continues
T.H. Gossip has reached a conclusion: Paris Hilton is insane. Wherever the hotel heiress goes, and whoever she befriends, trouble invariably follows.
First, we’ve got the whole Nicole Richie situation.
Then there’s the Travis Barker / Shanna Moakler drama.
We’re even treated to some girl on girl action.
And last but not least, we have the ever-evolving Britney Spears train wreck. Ever since Brit filed for divorce from K-Fed, we’ve been treated to some of the most absurd pics of the pop princess yet. The best thing for Britney’s image might not have been to befriend Paris Hilton… but it’s not like we’re complaining.
After all, people love Britney and Paris. Here are some quality pictures of the two from last month that we haven’t run until now. Enjoy:
Sorry. No nude Britney Spears pictures this time around. Maybe next time! As long as these two are hanging out, it’s never a big stretch. Holla.
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Paris Hilton, Nicky Hilton: More Than Just Sisters?
We’ve already determined that Britney Spears and Paris Hilton are JUST friends. All recent, drunken, naked activity shouldn’t be taken as anything more than pals hanging out.
But what about Paris and Nicky Hilton?
Ewwww!
Gross!
They’re just sisters!
We know, we know. But we’ve also seen these Hilton sister pictures. And let’s just say that Stavros Niarchos may be wondering where he fits in (literally) after viewing such raunchy behavior.
The Hollywood Gossip is all for family affection, but could this be taking it too far?
Could you picture Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen in such an embrace? Okay, maybe that’s a poor example.
What about Sean Preston Federline and Jayden James?
We didn’t think so.
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Britney Spears, Paris Hilton Not More Than Friends
They’ve been spending lots of time with each other.
They sleep over at each others’ mansions.
They go to clubs with no pants.
Which leads T.H. Gossip to ask the obvious question: Are Britney Spears and Paris Hilton just friends, or is there some girl on girl action going on?
Eh, they’re just friends. Any speculation to the contrary is “silly,” says Paris’ rep, Elliott Mintz (who is probably also hitting that piece).
But you can’t deny the fact that these two skanks love the attention they get from their thigh-stroking, crotch shot escapades. The buzz started when Paris Hilton was seen rubbing Brit’s legs and shoulders last month, and then Paris kissed another woman, raising eyebrows and fueling speculation among our staff about a possible 1 Night in Paris lesbian sequel.
Meanwhile, if Paris thinks she’s got the Greek God of Poontang, Stavros Niarchos, wrapped around her finger, she might want to think again.
Friends say that, despite her wearing a big (fake) diamond solitaire on her left ring finger, the partying pair is not engaged to be married.
Moreover, Stavros‘ very rich parents “have no intention of even meeting” Paris. The Niarchos clan apparently thinks she’s “tacky,” a feeling that has also been expressed by Dreamworks Pictures honcho Jeffrey Katzenberg, whose son, David Katzenberg, is currently dating Paris’ sister, Nicky Hilton. We might have chosen stronger words than tacky - but have to agree with the Niarchos fam on this one.
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