jokes
Monday, January 8, 2007
Wife: Honey: What are You Looking for in that paper ?Husband : Nothing.Wife : Nothing...??
U've been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ?? Husband : I was just looking for the
expiry date.
What is the difference between Mother & Wife?A - One Woman Brings U into this world crying & the other ensures UContinue to do so.
Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?Husband: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at yourpicture and the problem disappears.Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful am I for you?Husband: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem canthere be greater than this one?"**********
Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries ortroubles.Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet.**********
Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.**********
A newly married man asked his wife, "Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?""Honey," the woman replied sweetly, "I'd have married you NO MATTER WHOLEFTYOU A FORTUNE"**********
Father to son after exam: "let me see your report card." Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents."**********
Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as amillionaire? "Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife." Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman. What were you before you marriedher?"Millionaire: "Billionaire"**********
Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever. The guy replies: Thanks for the warning.**********
A wife asked her husband: "What do you like most in me my pretty face ormy sexy body?"He looked at her from head to toe and replied: "
I like your sense of humour.
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U've been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ?? Husband : I was just looking for the
expiry date.
What is the difference between Mother & Wife?A - One Woman Brings U into this world crying & the other ensures UContinue to do so.
Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?Husband: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at yourpicture and the problem disappears.Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful am I for you?Husband: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem canthere be greater than this one?"**********
Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries ortroubles.Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet.**********
Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.**********
A newly married man asked his wife, "Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?""Honey," the woman replied sweetly, "I'd have married you NO MATTER WHOLEFTYOU A FORTUNE"**********
Father to son after exam: "let me see your report card." Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents."**********
Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as amillionaire? "Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife." Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman. What were you before you marriedher?"Millionaire: "Billionaire"**********
Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever. The guy replies: Thanks for the warning.**********
A wife asked her husband: "What do you like most in me my pretty face ormy sexy body?"He looked at her from head to toe and replied: "
I like your sense of humour.
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